Potty training is in full swing here!!! Horray! Woo-hoo!!! Yes! Yes! YES!!!!
Can you tell I’m excited??? Yesterday it was as if a switch flipped in CamCam, he came upstairs and said he had to go potty. And he did have to go! Then he said no diapers, he wanted to wear Mickey Mouse pants. So yesterday he was in underwear all day, and today as well. And I have carpet, and couches, and my sanity to protect which means that I have to watch him like a hawk and hardly ever leave his side. I have to be on the alert for any sign that it’s time to go. So once again, I’m putting up an old post here following today’s SITS B2B writing prompt: A Post Title You Are Particularly Proud Of. Here’s my fave:
The One In Which A Cow Is Killed
Originally published April 30, 2010
Yesterday “Little Miss” had a chorus concert at her school. Sitting for a long period of time in the middle of a crowd full of people with my 3 little boys to watch something that probably would bore them, yeah, I was pretty excited to take them to this. I knew her part was last, so I didn’t get there early, I drove up as it was starting.
And then I drove around the school looking for parking.
And again.
Why did they make a school without a parking lot? There also was construction on the street, which made it that much better. Finally I found a spot at the very end of the street, about 1/2 a mile from the school. I parked and took a moment to figure out how to best get my crew to the school. The school has stairs to get into it, so I couldn’t even pull out the big stroller. While I’m trying to figure out if it would be possible to walk that far with them, “Mr. Trouble” pipes up and says: “We can’t park here, it’s too far! What if my legs get tired?”
You know what? He’s right. I know that right in front of the school door was a bus only spot, and I decided that for once I wasn’t going to play by the rules and instead I’d make it easy on myself. So up we went. Thanks for the advice “Mr. Trouble.”
I decided it would be best to stand up back with my boys, it would give them a little freedom at least. They did pretty well, we made it through half of the songs and then the snacks I brought ran out.
Seriously boys, you gotta learn to pace yourselves! They look at the size of the bag of snacks, and then look at how many people are sharing, and from that ratio decide how quickly they should shove pretzels into their mouth. This was a 3 to 1 snack bag ratio so the little hands were grabbing overtime and cramming food in as their little eyes darted back and forth from the bag to each other.
But once “Mr. Trouble” yelled out that this was boring and he wanted to go home, and CamCam chimed in with a loud YEAH!, I decided it was time to take them into the hall.
One of my kids past teachers was out there, and her and I started talking about kids. She mentioned how she had 3 girls and 1 boy, and how boys were so much easier then girls. How her boy was so calm and mild.
Hah!
Then she offered to watch mine so that I could watch the rest of the concert. All I could think about was how she’s raised this one calm boy, and what on earth would she do if I left her alone with my 3 little monsters. So I politely declined. She went into her room and came out with these little animal finger puppets for my boys. They eagerly grabbed 3 each, and she puts one on her hand and kneels down to play with them, “Hi Mr. Cow, how are you today?”
And at the same time, both my boys reach out with their little puppets and start hitting hers, “die, die, pew, pew, pew!” I saw a shocked look that she quickly tried to conceal appear on her face.
I wanted to die from embarrassment.
